Step 1 - Find beautiful monster girl Step 2 - Bed beautiful monster girl Step 3 - Make half-monster-half-human child that has magical abilities with beautiful monster girl Step 4 - Go to Step 1 with different monster girl until an unstoppable horde is made Step 5 - Conquer the world

Step 1 - Find beautiful monster girl Step 2 - Breed with beautiful monster girl Step 3 - Make half-monster-half-human child that has magical abilities with beautiful monster girl Step 4 - Go to Step 1 with different monster girl until an unstoppable horde is made Step 5 - Conquer the world

The homestead has become a thriving empire of adorably murderous kids, and it looks like Clan Jewell is truly destined for greatness. Just as long as Ken can keep their enemies at bay and his pregnant monster wives from slaughtering everyone within a ten-mile radius. Every good soldier has a plan, though. All it’s gonna take is setting up an underdark thieves’ highway and robbing the most powerful man in the region of all his granite. Which would be a hell of a lot easier if monsters, bounty hunters, and the duke’s soldiers weren’t after Crazy Ken’s family.

Ken Jewell never intended to have seven different orc armies hunting him down at once. He also hoped to avoid getting the whole of the duke’s forces up in arms over their infiltrated granite quarry, but things don’t always go as planned. And every good dad’s gotta learn to roll with the punches. So… oh well! Looks like it’s time to unleash the cutest little bloodthirsty army this world has ever seen.

Ken’s got a lot of stuff to do to keep his pregnant monster wives happy, but the most important task is finding the missing duchess before her horrible husband does. It would be a difficult quest under normal circumstances, but add in a mermaid who has pregnancy cravings, a dwarf who needs granite to build a wall, and a dryad who needs to dive back into the deep, deep underdark to get her trees, and you’ve got another hectic week at Clan Jewell.