Roxy Palmer is about to crack under the pressure of the ultimate Rock Paper Scissors Championship. But just when she’s on the brink of a full-blown panic attack, three giant hands swoop in—ready to save the day with all the rizz she never knew she needed. These aren’t just any hands, though. Oh no. They’re packing a lot more than strategy. And they’re here to give Roxy the pep talk of a lifetime. Join Roxy as she finds out just how absurd winning it all can really be! My Date With Rock, Paper, & Scissors is part of The Sentient Object Calendar Series, a shared series curated by some of your favorite off-the-wall Biblio Barbie, Dakota Cockaday, Holly Wilde, Luna Cantrip, Nicole Parker, Sylvia Morrow, Thea Masen, Unfortunate Reads, and Vera Valentine. It is meant for readers 18 and over who are ready to embrace a deeper experience with some unusual holidays.
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Too often we feel the need to explain ourselves. Society as a whole, but especially women, have been raised on the idea that we have to justify our emotions and explain our every action. That’s not how I live my life, and that’s not how I write my books. I created the World of Wilde around that principle and began crafting carefree, sans-drama stories for readers to fully immerse themselves into. If you’re looking to escape the boundaries of reality that we are so often confined to, then look no further. Sentient-smutty-smut and literal personification of everyday items is what you’ll find here. 👋🏼 Hi! it’s nice to meet you, I’m Holly “no-explanation” Wilde, and if you don’t buckle your seatbelt up for this ride, your chair will do it for you. Follow me over on IG to get updates on my latest releases! Looking for more of my works to fill your needs? I have exclusive shorts and stories over on Patreon. patreon.com/HollyWildeBooks
