"Come on in and please grab yourself a drink or two before we start, you'll want to brace yourself for these stories of crime and transgression from the scourge of St. Louis' literate." —Noir at the Bar Table of Contents: Foreword, Jed & Scott Gunpowder & Aluminum Foil, Matthew McBride One Fine Bird, Cameron Ashley The Girl Who Kissed Barnaby Jones, Scott Phillips Thin Mints, Daniel O’Shea Doe Run Road, Dennis Tafoya They Take You, Kyle Minor Deviances, Frank Bill Pig Helmet & The Wall of Life, Pinckney Benedict An Orphan’s Tale, Jonathan Woods Ballad of Larry Plank, Derek Nikita Five Revelations Concerning Jenny L. as Told to Maura C. by a Compassionate Angel, Laura Benedict Care of the Circumcised Penis, Sean Doolittle The Morning After, Jedidiah Ayres Underground Wonder Bound, Richard Thomas Outside Lou’s, David Cirillo, Illustrations by Matt Kindt Everyone Grieves in a Unique Way, Anthony Neil Smith Big Artie, Malachi Stone Vampires are Pussies, Chris La Tray Afterword, Rod Wiethop