When I was a child, I thought as a child And read the poems of Mother Goose, But when I became a grown-up, I let my darker side run loose. In these pages you will find the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, and what he put in his muffin pan, in his house in Drury Lane. You will see how the saw silences Margery, how Miss Polly likes to bite, bite, bite. So many twists to the rhymes, to be read in bed at night. Are you ready children? Mother Hubbard's here. Turn the page and you will find, there are even more monsters near. Note this collection is an expansion of those first published in the book Dark is my Playground.