New Release - Paperback coming soon Tom Small lives alone in the house he inherited from his mother three years ago. He's one of the classiest, most sophisticated gentlemen on the planet... at least in his own head. The reality is he's a deranged pervert, oblivious to his depravities, and when not debasing himself or working in the dementia care home where the residents are a lot more stable than he is, he likes nothing better than railing against society and passing judgement on those lesser individuals than him. But when a lesbian couple move in a few doors down and open a gay friendly coffee shop, it all gets too much for our small by name, small-minded by nature, main man. A splatterpunk satire about madness, hypocrisy and passing judgement. This book contains extreme content and should not be read by any decent member of society. For the indecent ones among you, should you try this book, please note it contains depictions of perversion (frequent) as well as some mild animal cruelty.