I was born in the city of Etsy, Spain. I travelled to the my current home in the United States in a cardboard box and was delivered by a handsome young man wearing cargo shorts. One day I hope to rid myself of the terrible smell that permeates my luxurious pink fur. I am a student of the great philosophers such as Friedrich Nietzsche, Heraclitus, and Bill Watterson. All my stories are deeply rooted in ideas I've encountered through my explorations of their work. I hope you like my book!