P.T. Phronk writes about things that don't exist, things that might exist, and things that shouldn't exist. That’s a clever way of saying he writes fantasy, science fiction, and horror. He received a PhD in psychology after writing a dissertation about what makes horror films frightening. So he literally wrote the book on horror, and continues to create horrific things by cover of night, while by day, he writes about science and technology, helping people out of modern digital nightmares. P.T. Phronk sometimes just goes by "Phronk." He lives in London, Ontario, and no longer has a dog. He also wrote Baboon Fart Story, an experiment in publishing. Here is some nice stuff that famous people sarcastically said about Baboon Fart Story: “Its artistry in the face of ‘normality’ is awe-inspiring.” — Alan Baxter “Arguably the highest achievement of humanity. […] A bot could not have done a better job!” — John Scalzi “Let’s just say I like the idea of self-publishing even less now.” — Adam Christopher “A master of modern Dadaism.” — Daniel Abraham Phronk is also the creator of Putting Weird Things in Coffee, which is a blog about putting weird things in coffee. Phronk has four nipples and doesn't care about fonts.