I was born in a log cabin... no. I write, therefore I am... naaah. I've been writing for a long, long, long time. I write good things, bad things, long things, and short things. Everything in between. This is where I'm supposed to talk about where I came from, why I write what I do, and why anyone should care. Nertz to that, where I came from doesn't matter. Why I write is simple: because I have an imagination. Where am I going? That's the question. The answer is simple, if complicated: As far as I can.