Expect the unexpected in this ridiculously named, reassuringly chunky book, jam-packed full of eye-openingly absurd facts, lies, half-truths, thoughts, suggestions and musings with more footnotes than an orchestra of millipedes. The lists "Possessors of Notable Moustaches (Real or Otherwise)" "What MI5 Look For When Recruiting" "Basic Requirements for Being A Pirate Captain" "Animal Breakouts" "10 Things I Think I Know About the Moon Without Looking Them Up (Or Up at It)". This book is from the best-selling author of "Awful End".