Home, Home on the Strange
A 'Planet WLN269 Needs Women' Story
2026
Riding horses is easy. Riding ET? Sounds like an out-of-this-world good time!
Having bucked her way through every local bronco, Sally Rider is ready for a change. She's looking for a better 8 second ride, so when her best friend jokingly makes Sally a profile with H.E.L.P, the new online alien dating app, Sally doesn't stop her friend's fingers from hitting the 'submit' button.
Meanwhile, on the distant planet light years away, Xenoth's brother is dying and the one person who could save him, his peoples' last remaining Queen, has gone crazy. Desperate for survival, Xenoth needs another Queen, a female who can handle his peoples' unique mating rituals. What he finds is the slimmest of hopes in a sassy, flummoxing, red-haired human female.
When offered the opportunity to shake off her obligations and start fresh, Sally's ready to ride off into the sunset and become a U-F-HO if it means helping the beautiful creature on the other end of their thoughtful late-night messages.
But when she arrives and begins tending to his peoples’ naughtier needs, Xenoth is surprised to find himself jealous of her affections!
Can these two Lone Stars reconcile their growing feelings, save Xenoth's people, and take their relationship from U-F-OH-NO to U-F-HELLO?
FIND OUT IN HOME, HOME ON THE STRANGE!
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Why you’ll love this spicy alien romance
The 8 feet tall and comes with multiple prehensile 'attachments'.
The 8 feet tall...in personality! A Texas Rodeo Queen with sass, brass, and the boots to match!
The Dating App, Translation Shenanigans, Why Choose, Reverse Harem, and Mars Needs Women (HEA).
The Multiple explicit open-door scenes including 'alien mating fluid', unique alien appendages, and tentacle play.
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WELCOME TO PLANET WLN269
The men are plentiful, the women are scarce, and the opossums are still screaming!
Planet WLN269 Needs Women is a new shared world series that imagines what it would be like if human women decided to leave behind one male loneliness epidemic to solve another on a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy. All stories feature low-stakes alien-human romance stories, lots of steam, and a guaranteed Happily Ever After.