Former nymph Nerissa now controls Paranormal Mates Society and she’s never taken *** from anyone in her very long life. So when someone hacks into the system and starts making mismatches, she goes on the warpath to find out who. Ceyx only posted his profile because he was drunk off his head after a night out. But he’s a satyr, it just doesn’t fit his image to use a dating service. So he wants to remove the profile, pronto; only he gets into a little trouble with the system when he tries... When Nerissa tracks him down he’s delighted to see one of his old carousing buddies. The pantheon has become far too bureaucratic these days and Ceyx is always up to his ears in lawsuits. But now it looks like Nerissa’s going to slap him with another one. What happened to the charmingly degenerate nymph he once knew? And how much sex is it going to take to get her back?