PREPARE FOR A VERY HOSTILE TAKEOVER. It's been twenty years since the world got weird. Realities merged, wars were fought, and now humans live alongside the horned, the mad, and the godly. Despite this, David’s life is pretty dull. His desk job allows him a latte in the morning, a stream of stories from his minotaur of a work mum, and as much excitement as a deflated balloon. All that changes when his workplace becomes a live hostage situation, and he gets caught in the crossfire as an army of sword-wielding co-workers fight back. Trapped on the twentieth floor of a London high-rise, hiding from the wrath of a fire-breathing god, a cryptic cult, and their corporate stooge, David is determined to make it safely home to bed.