Welcome to the hilarious diary of Remy Louise Bennet, aged 17 (and a half), wannabe WAG and aspiring businesswomanRemy is a girl with goals. This week it’s to marry a footballer – and as every aspiring WAG knows, there are rules… The WAG Charter

1. At first, pretend you don’t know he’s a footballer.
2. Don’t let him see you drunk, or he won’t trust you when he’s away on a pre-season tour.
3. Never dispute a thing his mum says (they worship their mums).