Prince Albert is a royal prick. He’s the most famous one on the planet – wealthy, gorgeous, and a notorious playboy. He’s also the most conceited, insufferable, arrogant man I’ve ever met. Did I mention he’s a freaking prince? An actual, real life Prince Not-So-Charming. He’s tattooed and pierced, too. Prince Albert has a Prince Albert piercing. That's right – he's pierced you-know-where. Allegedly. I’ve never seen it. My mother is marrying a king. Being a princess is every girl’s fantasy, right? Except that means Albie is my new stepbrother. Oh, and one more thing—I accidentally married him. We’re keeping the biggest secret on the planet. Ever heard the fairy tale about the Princess and her stepbrother? Yeah, I didn’t think so. I’m royally screwed.