Hi. My name's Joe, and yeah... I'm a plumber. Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this "Hero of Legend." Now I have to collect all the Princess of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy... uhhh... kinky... uhhhh... "ritual," and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog. I guess you could call this a magical pipe laying adventure.

A few weeks ago, I was just a plumber. Now, I’m the husband of two insanely gorgeous, magical princesses, and I’m apparently also the Hero of Legend. So, even though evil minions and bastards keep trying to kill me, I can’t complain too much. Especially since I’m supposed to marry more princesses, bind them to me in a kinky ritual, and become their master. Starting with a shy but sexy as hell mermaid.

Things are definitely awesome under the sea. Not only have I added a mermaid wife to my harem, but my reputation as the Hero of Legend keeps growing as I continue to kick ass. Now, I’ve set my sights on Eudora, the sea witch who has terrorized the merpeople. And that hag is going down.

My three princess wives and I kicked Eudora’s ass, and now the undersea kingdom is free from the sea hag’s reign of terror. But a hero’s work is never done. Princess Rachel still needs our help, and probably a new husband (me), so it’s off to the next kingdom and for a new adventure.

The princesses and I might have saved Rachel’s kingdom from an evil witch, but other darkness has seeped into the land. Rogues, trolls, possessions… And to top it all off, Rachel’s douchebag ex has decided to stop by for a visit. But there’s more to this frat boy prince than meets the eye.