This is what being a hard boiled problem sleuth is all about. It's about being a strong, silent type, oozing with confidence, charisma, and other fine qualities such as not being trapped in your own office. It's about having a working phone. A real desk. Not one, but two steak dinners. And some hysterical broad on the line, yackin' about some fella she's got troubles with. It's always the same thing with dames. You comfort yourself in your sublime fantasy by now and then saying things into the phone such as, "Now calm down a second, toots..." and "Hey, take it easy, sweetheart. I can barely understand a word you're sayin'..." Being a hard boiled problem sleuth is what this book is all about.

SUCCESSFUL POLITICAL NEGOTIATION! Problem Sleuth has penned an accord among the four kingdoms. Parades choke rural hamlets. Statues erect. Peace prevails. Volume 2 contains chapters 6 through 9. The suckle chalice of complete bullshit runneth over. "Foreword" by Andrew Hussie.

Problem Sleuth Volume 3 contains chapters 10-13, with author notes on each page.

Problem Sleuth Volume 4 contains chapters 14-17, with author notes on each page.