Derby On a dark back Kentucky road, I’m flying on my Harley when something hits my face, blinding me. Got to be the Depraved Sinners MC again. I’m ready to fight. Pulling off the road, I peel off the offending fabric. Holding it out in the headlight, I see a pair of granny panties. I spot the truck broke down, boxes tossed all over the road. Someone’s moving or running. That’s when I see her, a woman who’d look better in a thong. “These yours?” I ask, handing her her drawers. Tears, flat tire, kid in the back seat, I did what any decent biker would. I took her home. Come to find out, broke, out of luck, Amelia is Amelia Welles, my president's long lost sister. She’s running. And her ex shows up. So, I’m playing house, pretending to be the man in her life, pretending to care about her snot nose kid. I never signed up to trade my Harley for a minivan. But if any woman could convince me… Amelia My life is spiraling. I know there’s only one man I can turn to. I go to Hell, Kentucky to find my father, Legendary Mike, but what I find is my long lost brother and his biker club. Dad’s dead and now I’m being told I’m princess of this outlaw kingdom. Things have never been better until my abusive husband shows up wanting me back. The club offers to kill him. They’ve got to be joking. Thankfully, Derby agrees to play my mean biker boyfriend to scare him away. Derby doesn’t have to play, he’s mean alright. But when I start to see the man behind the biker mask, things start to feel too real. Too bad, I’m not ready for all that. Or am I?