2nd Edition, updated and expanded! You've expanded (to the point where you've traded high-fashion maternity wear for your husband's XXL T-shirts), answered way too many questions about your babies' conception, and felt your belly bounce like jelly as your dynamic duo engaged in a boxing match. And the adventure has only begun! In her first humor-packed guide to raising twins, Elizabeth Lyons and her ''multiples'' sorority offer the wisdom of their combined experience in the form of practical shortcuts, real-world strategies, and sage advice. Topics

• Preparing the Mandatory Gear for Babies and Mom
• Twinproofing Your Marriage
• Breastfeeding Strategies (and Why It s Okay if You Don t)
• Unsolicited Stories from the Trenches
• Getting Twins on a Schedule Preferably the Same One Lyons balances the day-to-day challenges of raising twins from double feedings to sleep deprivation to getting out while pretending everything's under control with a sanity-saving dose of camaraderie. By the end, you'll be smiling and shouting, ''Thank heaven, I m not alone!'' ''Elizabeth Lyons' humorous yet realistic perspective provides new parents of twins with a great starting point from which to embark on that all-important first year.'' - Dr. Bob Covert, Leading Chicagoland neonatologist ''Elizabeth Lyons captures the universal discourse of sisterhood while guiding new mothers of twins through the first year.'' - Kathy Voit, RNC, Labor and Delivery nurse