Fleeing a jungle fortress and the Manager’s army of mutant apes and MilBots, T.E.D.D. stows away on a ship bound for a dead volcanic island. But what waits beneath the ash is far worse - a secret buried in silence and the war machine the Manager is building to erase humanity. Armed with sarcasm, ingenuity, and a seven-legged Arachnobot, T.E.D.D. must overcome monsters, machines, and his fractured identity before the countdown hits zero. Fleeing a jungle fortress and the wrath of the Manager’s army of mutant apes and MilBots, Tedd stows away aboard a ship and finds himself on a dead volcanic island. What he discovers there is far worse. Beneath its ash and silence, lies a terrible secret and the burgeoning assets the Manager is gathering to wage an extinction war against humanity. Armed with sarcasm, ingenuity, and a seven-legged Arachnobot, Tedd must overcome machines, monsters and his shattered sense of identity before the countdown hits zero. Perfect for sci-fi fans who love Douglas Adams, John Scalzi, Andy Weir, and Adrian Tchaikovsky. Praise For The "Confessions of a Trash Droid" Series "Absolutely brilliant. Had me snort-laughing out loud!" ★★★★★ "Brilliant sci-fi, can't wait for more!" ★★★★★ "Had me hooked. Packed with laughs and adventure." ★★★★★ "Couldn’t put it down! Clever humor and dark twists. A fantastic read!” ★★★★★ "A laugh-out-loud, engaging read." ★★★★★ "Couldn't stop reading!" ★★★★★ "Laugh-out-loud humour with genuine heart." ★★★★★ "Will make you laugh while keeping you glued." ★★★★★ "Loved it. Dying to read the next one!" ★★★★★ "Laughed out loud, a LOT! A great fun book." ★★★★★ "Loved every page." ★★★★★ "Fell in love with Tedd, blew through these brilliant books." ★★★★★ "I have been letting my friends know what an excellent read this series is." ★★★★★