One of his 9th grade teachers called him “an insufferable pain in the neck” and “by far the single worst part of [her] existence as a teacher.” The fact that he’s always been pretty fond of that description says a lot more about him than that teacher or even himself ever could. Born in Brooklyn, New York, Rich Etienne’s works are available only on amazon.com. He can also be followed on Twitter, where he pretty much just talks to himself—but funny. Check out his website for links to other works, including screenplays, comics, and short films.