Being the world’s foremost expert in Parentamorphosis is not what qualifies me to help you un-become your parents. What qualifies me is that I was a sufferer too. I bought my first home and before I knew it I was extolling the virtues of clover as a high-traffic lawn solution and explaining the difference between watts and lumens to random store patrons. That’s when I knew, I had become my dad. Through the long and painful journey of un-becoming my father, I realized that if there was any hope for the millions of sufferers out there...that hope was me. The following pages aren’t just an easy-to-digest collection of my learnings. It’s a lifesaver I’m tossing into the torrid ocean of Parentamorphosis. So grab hold. I’m here to save you.