In this delightfully witty memoir, Vaughan Robinson rather mischievously explores the modern cruise ship culture from his perspective as a crewmember. He certainly doesn’t hold back from exploring things he has been curious about for years - although I am sure he wishes he was just a little less inquisitive because we find him being abducted in Indonesia by a gun wielding maniac. He even experiences illness and death aboard one cruise ship on a biblical scale, and is asked to a party by a crewmember who likes to watch videos of concrete being poured. But then these are the things you will never hear from other crewmembers, because they are too busy telling you of their sexual exploits and drinking alcohol by the bucket load. Find out what it is really like aboard cruise ships from the perspective of someone who told his ex-wife he would rather be covered in honey and left in an Alaskan forest naked, than step foot on a cruise ship.