I was looking for a little spice in my life... I definitely wasn't expecting an elven rogue to show up on my doorstep. My best friend, Nina was the one who put me up to this. "Live a little," she said. "Don't be such a prude." The night should have been simple—a kinky one-night stand with the man of my fantasies. Except the man of my fantasies wasn't a man at all. I'd expected a night of elf-themed roleplaying to be followed by an awkward goodbye and a memory that would keep me warm on cold nights. What I got was definitely nowhere close to that. Welcome to the KNK matchmaking agency, where we'll match you with the perfect partner for your spicy cravings . Are you a Daddy in search of his LG, or a wild thing who craves a firm hand? Come meet your play match! Life is hectic and lonely. You don't have to keep roaming bars and random dating sites. Whatever your kink is, KNK's got you ;)