He’s a prince who can’t keep his pants on. She writes dirty limericks in a Brooklyn deli. Their spontaneous royal wedding is a match made in mayhem. I have to find a wife. And not just any wife. A love match. My parents gave me ten years to find a princess on my own, and the deadline has arrived. I’ve outrun the palace guards for months, but due to a rooster-Speedo incident that went viral, they have tracked me to America. I’m not known for my stellar taste in the opposite sex. The last one put my naked pictures on Instagram. But there is this one girl. I saw her in a New York deli making sandwiches. She helped me escape the photographers. Smart. Beautiful. Quick-witted. Yes. I choose her. Now all I have to do in convince her to marry me. In the next seven days. \\ Royal Pickle is a standalone romantic comedy about a prince on the run, a poet with a dream, and a made-up European country where everyone likes to sing and dance. With donkeys.

A Second Chance Romantic Comedy You’ve never made a mistake like mine. It’s bad enough being a bloomin’ princess. It’s not all cake and tiaras. There’s rules. Expectations. Your internet is censored. Your cell phones are tapped. And your father is literally king. Mine made a law that no man between the age of seven and thirty is allowed to work inside the palace. Which means I’m surrounded by kitchen staff, female guards, and a dusty old tutor named Maurice. Now I’m twenty-three with zero experience around men. I’ve never even texted one. But on the castle lawn, there are dozens of hunky new guards working out below the tower. I spy on them every day. I’ve chosen one. Kind. Beautiful. Strong. I sneak through the underground tunnels to surprise him in the rose garden and tell him how I feel. Except when I finally confess my love through the trellis, and we walk to the end of the hedge to begin our forbidden romance… I realize I’ve accidentally propositioned the biggest playboy in the palace. \\ Royal Rebel is a standalone romantic comedy about a princess who breaks all the rules, overzealous donkeys that interrupt make-out sessions, and a hunky guard who thinks he’ll never, ever, limit himself to one woman—until he does.

The hot mess everyone knows as Princess Lili is falling in love with one man and having wild monkey business with another. Yeah, I mean me. I’m the hot mess. Don’t judge me. Not yet. There’s some back story. First, I ran away from my royal duties. I escaped to America, party hopping as the wild, red-haired lifestyle influencer Indigo Flame. I peddle everything from blue eye shadow to flavored pickles to get by. Don’t judge me! Then, I met the kind, sensitive artist Jesse Adams while looking like the real me—princess me. This is a problem. Huge. I can only see him in secret or the jig is up. But then I discovered the Masked Man. I met him at a vampire ball dressed as Indigo. Within ten minutes, we were locking the door of the dressing room and things got hot. I planned to lead a double life all along. I have to if I want to be free of my royal shackles. But now I have a triple life? Quadruple? All I know is that Jesse opens my heart, and the Masked Man opens ... everything else. And if I don’t get my act together, I’m going to lose everything. \\\_ Royal Escape is a hot, hot, hot romantic comedy about a princess pretending to be an influencer pretending to be a princess, a man who can’t keep his hands off her (as long as he’s wearing a mask), a meddling Pickle family who opens a castle in Colorado without realizing the pretend princess is a real princess, and a triple-double twist that everybody sees coming—except the donkeys. Royal Escape is the final book in the Royally Pickled trilogy, but can totally be read as a standalone. (Just don’t tell Lili’s sister, ‘cause she’ll be super mad if you skip her.)