A goddamn vulgar, degenerate, functionally alcoholic writer, gun-nut, and veteran of Iraq. Libertarian in all things except killing and torturing terrorists, people who support gun-control, and people who abuse dogs. Eh, maybe it’ll even out. I've been a farm hand, roustabout, and pizza boy. I worked off and on as a projectionist in a movie theater. I did not splice porn into children's movies, but I did spike the pink lemonade, on multiple occasions. I've been a landscaper, furniture mover and a Wal Mart drone. I was a waiter for less than two days. When they wouldn't pay me, I stole a trashcan. It was a nice trashcan. I've driven drunker 'n shit in nine countries on three continents, one of which was a war zone. It happens. I can tell you the very best brothel in Frankfurt is right next to The Pure Platinum. Never ever, under any circumstances, enter the FOO FOO Room. The Foo FOO Room, exist, existed across the street from the Moulin Rouge, in Paris. You really, really don't want to know why. I once spent a semester working as a permanent sub. in charge of an In School Suspension program at a public high school. Worst job ever. Ever. I've worked as an office drone, a cab driver, doorman at a gentleman's club, and as a security guard. Now I'm a veteran, a gun nut, a writer, and angry Libertarian.