SCOT EHRHARDT lives in Baltimore with his wife and two children. His first collection of poetry, One of Us Is Real, received polite nods. His work appears in Little Patuxent Review, Tidal Basin Review, Lines + Stars, Switchgrass Review, and The Baltimore Anthology. He supervises two journals for young writers—Lexophilia and The Mill, and teaches literature and creative writing in Montgomery County, Maryland, where his students design escape rooms. He used to collect architectural salvage, refurbish furniture, silkscreen clothing, breakdance, and make all sorts of art. But now he is tired and less interesting.