Seth Lindberg was born in 1972 in Elkins, West Virginia and began working on his bio as soon as he could read. He's been endlessly revising it ever since, at times working furiously on it, at times letting it wither into a lackluster reflection of his life. In 1994 he graduated from Sarah Lawrence with focuses in ancient history and creative writing, both of which supplemented his bio-writing skills tremendously. Soon after he migrated to San Francisco to work on his bio full-time, however, life and credit card bills forced him to get a job. He now supplements his income with the occasional short-story sale and a day job as a systems administrator, and hopes to some day write novels in order to hone his bio-writing skills to perfection. Recently, though, he has become worried as the bios have been writing themselves, almost gaining some kind of self-awareness. Indeed the endlessly-revised bio has begun to become more articulate than himself. As of now, the bio threatens to surpass the writer and subject of the bio, casting a shadow that may completely overwhelm him. The bio looks forward to a time when the bio of the author exists but the author does not, or better yet, when bios of the bio begin to appear. He currently resides in the San Francisco Bay area. He does not think his bio has managed to locate him yet.