When a cell phone got tossed into my lawn, I was surprised. But when the phone was unlocked, I was shocked. It had to belong to an older person. Who left their phones unlocked in this day and age? I knew I had to get the phone back to its rightful owner, so I started looking through their phone in the hopes it would help me find them. I was out of luck. I finally scrolled through the photos...I saw way more than I bargained for. A sexy selfie of a man. And a really sexy selfie of a man's...uh, junk. And when I got a text message asking "who is this?" I couldn't help but text back, wondering if it was the hottie from the selfies. The only downside to this was that I was taking a break from men.