If you're one of those nerds who does way too much research for no reason at all, well here's my sob story. It's starts with a six-pack of iced cold beer... a romantic comedy on repeat... refusing to face reality... And the answer is no, this isn't even about a break-up. It's so much worse than that. SPOILER ALERT time... After a demented vampire murdered my daughter in front of me, I learned that I had a previously unknown shadow magic. I used said magic to destroy the said vampire. Now, instead of practicing and perfecting the power, I use my time to get drunk and wallow in my misery—because I'm a bleeping delight. Sorry for the bleep, but I don't think Amazon allows me to curse in the descriptions. Anywho, there are some crazy happenings in this book. Xander, my annoying best friend, and I get in a tremendous fight. Dakota, a super-sexy girl I just met and who I'm kind of into, takes me on a creepy date. There's Nephil and monsters and magic. It's all very exciting, and it all ramps up to the third and not-so-last installment of the series. Have I rambled long enough? Listen, I barely like getting off the couch to open another beer. What makes you think I want to write out a synopsis? I mean, if you like sarcastic humor, dark storylines, and charming men like myself, then you won't be able to put this book down. Early readers known as my mother are praising this story, saying, 'Are you serious? You write this kind of crap? You should probably go pray now.' What are you waiting for? Read Shadow Hunter today.