"Kink doesn't make you crazy or weird. It makes you human. We all like what we like, darlin'. And I just so happen to like a lot." Keaton Parker is every girl's fantasy, but for some reason, he decides to make mine come true in a stockroom of his brother's restaurant. Last year, I walked in on my best friend in a rather interesting position I'd only seen on certain sites on the internet... and it taught me something about myself. I like to watch. For the last six months, whenever I have free time, I scroll through NSFW Reddit feeds, looking for things I'd love to try... if only I had a man to try them with. Then Keaton walks by me in a dark hallway just as I'm reliving a sexy moment, and the next thing I know I'm having sex on a boat, five miles off shore. Life certainly does like to hand me surprises, and if they're all like this one, I'll keep taking it. Like a good girl.