Simon Eli Vella is a reformed recreational drug addict and former club DJ, who now leads a beautifully boring life as a part-time author and full-time loathed cog in the capitalist machine of a major bank. He lives in Melbourne, Australia with his neuroticism and a very patient wife, and the ever-looming risk of abnormal situations disturbing his mundane existence. His debut memoir, 'Limp', humorously chronicles his battle with extreme introversion as a child, and his maladjusted young adulthood. He can be found at simonelivella.com.