Ephram the gem seller has come to the Land of Plenty to seek his fortune, leaving behind his broken hearted mate, Eber. When it's time to get back home, Ephram finds he has no chance of ever seeing Eber again, thanks to a sea monster that swallows ships whole. In desperation, he turns to a succession of hokum magicians, none more contrary than the massive and impressively endowed Drakon, a genie so legendary that every man in town has had him. But Drakon has his own agenda, he wants the one he can't have and Ephram is the man to unite him with his true love... A riotous m/m romance hot, quirky and side-splitting by turns, featuring monsters, ghouls and associated beings all looking for love. 12,594 words