Steve Windsor was born in Augsberg Germany to US Military parents. So he doesn’t know a bit of German. University of Washington—check—alumni association after me for money. MBA—almost—too much beer. Mortgage—check—check—check—no mas, por favor, no mas. Wife—she’s wonderful Kids—wonder-fuller La la la. You don’t want to read about that do you? Here’s the good stuff Me? I'm just a guy who wants to watch the Apocalypse with some 3D glasses, a monster bucket of popcorn, and a Pina Colada. (Hey, don't judge me. I like the foo-foo drinks. They taste better.) I like a good bad-guy … or bad good-girl, for that matter. What's wrong with that? I think the world needs some good anti-heroes. Ones that we can rely on to set things right. An ornery brute or brutess who can clean up everything that needs cleanin' up ... except themselves. And I would use an ellipsis ... for a dramatic pause ... and another one ... just to piss off my editor ... right before I tell you that sometimes … I mess up movie quotes. My editor says that ellipses are annoying—I don't use many of them. (Totally lying—she made me put that in here) I think Vin Diesel was too nice in Pitch Black. (Probably his best movie) So was Beatrix Kiddo in Kill Bill, for that matter. (1 and 2, thank you) Andrew Vachss is my hero. You should definitely read his novels. And I love George R.R. Martin because he’s not afraid to whack a hero. You think I'm harsh? Two words—Chuck Wendig. Trust me, you should read him. Sarcasm—Flirty chit-chat. Cynicism—A little toe tickle under the dinner table. Condescending contempt—ooh, talk dirty to me. Straight-up stringing a long line of colorful profanity together as speech—Check please! Call us a cab! On Profanity: Battlestar Galactica (the new one) I mean, come on, “Frack?” That was profanity genius. Betty White—Lake Placid. All I'm sayin'. X-files—episode… I don’t remember, but they “bleeped” all their cursewords … by actually saying “bleep!” Genius! Also, HBO—The Wire. Where my two favorite detectives carry a whole scene with one word as continual dialog. That word? "Firetruck." (It's a SNL skit—Google it) And Firefly? Get outta here. Cussing in Chinese? Frackin genius. So I guess you can tell I like a colorful vocabulary in a character. I'm Steve Windsor, and I approve this bio message