No plan survives the first hit. — Clausewitz. Or Mike Tyson. Maybe Taylor Swift? I had plans. Next time I saw country sensation Blake Stein, twenty years after our disastrous breakup, I’d be cool, sophisticated, mature. Now here I am with sweaty palms and powdered sugar on my shirt. Blake's only in town for a few days, and even though he's staying next door, I can avoid him, right? Everything goes to plan, until his brother’s ex shows up. To avoid his toxic former sister-in-law, Blake spends the night in my guest room. And a celebrity photographer catches him leaving the next morning. Now Blake and I are the latest celebrity "it" couple and on the run. With that paparazzo hot on our trail, an oompah band setting the tempo, and a hundred-and-twenty-pound dog riding shotgun, will I ever get my serene existence back? Or will this road trip change my life forever? Stolen Love Song is a sweet, second-chance romantic comedy road trip featuring a strong woman, a handsome country star, crazy pet shenanigans, and a guaranteed happily ever after.