Four friends get more than they bargained for when they break into a seemingly abandoned research lab. Armed only with dildos and basic awareness of 80's pop culture, will they have what it takes to confront the terror that has befallen their small town? Is their new bald friend more than she appears... or less? Will life ever return to normal after they've been exposed to a Stranger's Thing? This book is not for the faint of heart or weak of bladder. What you are about to read may keep you awake at night or torment your dreams. It may cause the hairs on the back of your neck to stand on end or the hairs on your genitals to itch. It may even give you... Shingles.