You might think I’m your average spooky, queer goth girl who lives in a haunted house with spiders, bones, bugs, and witchy shit with a girlfriend who has a girlfriend who has a husband. But I’m much more than that. I’m a hitwoman. They pay, I slay. Oh, by the way, those bones that decorate my house (as well as other things) are little keepsakes from my victims. Psst, spoiler I also keep their dicks and eyeballs. Anyway, I kill men who have a hearing issue... you know, the ones who can’t hear the word “no” when a woman says it? Yeah, that’s me. I’m Mommy.