


Books in series

#1
Suck My Life
2020
Mya
One minute I'm working in a bookshop and the next minute a vampire decides to kill me.
Enter the tall, dark, handsome stranger who’s been hanging around the store lately. He has a deal he says I can’t refuse. I can either a) die or b) become a vampire and Queen of the Damned.
Great choices there, hey? Obviously, I choose option b.
So here I am, trying to get used to not only being undead, but to my new royal role where I'm in charge of the Home of Wayward Souls. Yep, any newly dead spirits that are wild, unhappy, and out to cause trouble. All mine.
Oh, and there's another tiny thing I need to get my head around. The guy who prevented my demise? He's Death himself. The grim reaper took a shine to me and wants to take me on a date.
Suck. My. Life.

#2
My Vampire Boyfriend Sucks
2021
One minute I’m running a cupcake café and the next someone is trying to kill me!
Enter the attractive, but heavily conceited vampire who I once mistakenly went on a disastrous date with. He has a deal I can’t refuse. I can either a) fake date him and he can be my 24-hour bodyguard or b) I can probably die.
It’s a tough choice given how much I detest him, but I plump for staying alive.
So now Lawrie is a permanent fixture in Gnarly Fell and I’m in a race against time to find out who wants me dead. Because vampires live a hell of a long time, and this situation already sucks.
Just like my fake boyfriend.
Welcome to Gnarly Fell, where Death lingers just outside the village (with his girlfriend).

#3
Sucking Hell
2021
All he wants for Christmas is…
Dela Francis is not convinced that the kindly, white-haired Stan A, owner of the DIY store is really Santa, even if he is shutting shop over the holiday season. 'Stan A' could just as easily be reassembled to make Satan after all.
When she discovers Stan up to devilish antics, Dela feels her suspicions might be correct.
Stan's son Nick has an unrequited crush on the fae woman who refuses to date anyone from the village. He wants Dela to see he's the one. What he needs is a Christmas miracle.
But that seems unlikely when an escapee from the Home of the Wayward Souls threatens to spoil the festivities and the potential romance.
Can Santa save the day so that Nick and Dela can have themselves a merry little Christmas?
Welcome to Gnarly Fell, where Death lingers just outside the village (with his girlfriend).

#4
Suck It Up
2022
One minute I’m choosing the perfect piece of furniture for my next masterpiece, the next I find myself under a pile of it having a panic attack. As a zombie, I have an irrational fear of being trapped under wood for any length of time.
Enter vampire Virginia Letwine to rescue me. When I see who’s saved me, I beg to be put back. I can’t stand her. All her gloating and acting superior and making out I’m pathetic. I hate her kind, and I don’t mean vampires, I mean materialistic women who want to land a rich man.
But I have a problem. I need to do something about my land and the amount of salvage and recycling on it, and with her swiftness and strength, she’s the perfect partner.
I have to think of the bigger picture, suck it up, and ask for her help.
I’m surprised when she says yes and helps me organise my land and outbuildings, and even more surprised when I find myself enjoying her company.
As Ginny reveals her past, I find myself wondering about my future.
And how thin the line between love and hate really is…
I guess Gnarly is about to find out.
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#1-3
Sucking Dead
Books 1-3
2022
Welcome to Gnarly Fell!
In this three-book collection, meet vampire Mya as she navigates her new role as Queen of Wayward Souls and the other residents of this crazy village named after its gnarled trees.
Book 1: Sucking Dead – Mya is faced with two choices on her she can simply not exist, or she can become Queen of the Wayward and Death’s sidekick. It’s a no-brainer when the latter comes with a mansion and shoes. Plus, Death is tall, dark, and broody…
Book 2: My Vampire Boyfriend Sucks – When Callie discovers someone wants to kill her, she reluctantly agrees to vampire Lawrie becoming her bodyguard. The situation sucks… just like her fake boyfriend.
Book 3: Sucking Hell – Nick’s crush on fae Dela stays unrequited because she refuses to date anyone who lives in Gnarly. As the son of Santa, what Nick needs is a Christmas miracle…
Author

Andie M. Long
Author · 54 books
Andie M. Long is the author of multiple titles including the popular Supernatural Dating Agency series. When not writing, or editing for other authors, she spends her time drinking coffee and eating far too many Toblerones. She adores her whippet, Bella, and is tormented frequently by her OH and her teenage son. She adores the book community, chatting with likeminded people who don't roll their eyes when she talks books, unlike the OH and teenage son... Sign up to Andie's weekly newsletter here: http://www.subscribepage.com/f8v2u5 and get a FREE copy of DATING SUCKS. The short story prequel to The Vampire wants a Wife - EXCLUSIVE to subscribers.