“Stay all night,” were the words echoing from her lips as I slid from the bed like the scumbag I am. My name is Tobias Roman Jefferson, I’m a college drop-out fresh from living on my buddies’ couch and nowhere near worthy enough of the likes of Janie Lynn Francis—the hottest girl in Sugarcreek, Texas. Who also happens to be the woman I’ve been in love with for the last nineteen years. When one stormy night we’re left stranded in my old cabin in the woods, we give in to a night of passion. Only to repeat ourselves the next night…at her house. When she whispers her plea, I escape from her bed as fast as I possibly can. How can I, the town screw-up, deem myself worthy of the town’s one-time homecoming queen?