Best intentions can go suck it. I walked into a dark alley with the best of intentions, and look where that got me. Drugged, kidnapped, and thrown into a world I didn't even know existed. Now I'm being held captive by a hot as sin vampire, whilst trying not to be killed by his wife, and, oh yeah, he's the leader of the Russian Mob and I'm suddenly a target. Go me. Safe to say, I'm not sure I'll do anything for anyone ever again. Follow Benji as he learns about vampires, the Russian mob, and tries to dodge a knife-wielding soon-to-be ex-wife. There are curse words, graphic sexual scenes, and lots of blood (hey, it's a book about vampires...) For mature listeners.