Deliriously divorced and living my best life in Mystic Connecticut, avoiding the tourists at all costs who are here to see Mystic Pizza. (fun fact: the movie was NOT filmed there). I am a retired extrovert. That was the old me, please don't ask me to come to anything. Unless, of course, it's cocktails at a cozy tavern. I will be there. Likes: kitchen dancing, pomegranate cosmopolitans, scrolling TikTok, bingeing my comfort shows, and those ASMR videos where they cut the bars of soap. Dislikes: strangers who don't say hi back. wtf. The first romance book I ever read was Shanna : I was like 11 and found an old paperback in my grandfathers house. I started reading it and was like - WHOA. Why tf have I been reading this Little House on the Prairie nonsense. The first humor book I ever read was Eloise. So with those two influences imprinted in my tiny brain, I set out (picture me at 11, with an old-fashioned suitcase, walking down a lonely road) to fulfill my dream of being a spicy romcom author. We'll see how it goes.