What’s on the minds of two Aussie Rules football players when they head to Mexico for their Finals victory holiday? Kev and Chuck, two of the winning Australian Rules football team, don’t go with their mates to Thailand, but head to Mexico together. Is it for a ‘poofter’s honeymoon’, as their teammates jibe them, or is it for the Mexican pussy they both claim to want? Either way, a night with Conchita, a stunner they pick up to share, is bound to bring unrequited passion out into the open—in quite unexpected ways.