In this darkly funny book, we find out what would happen if the gods walked among mortals. Which gods? All gods. All religions. At the same time. But there aren't just religious gods. Oh no. There are also gods of things that people do religiously. Swimming? God. Bowling? God. Atheism? ...actually, yes! Phineas Sealby is a deity beat reporter at the Atlanta Record. His heart-felt reporting style puts him in a bad position with his publisher, who is also his girlfriend's dad. If he has any hope of keeping his job and the love of his life, he must contact and interview the one god no one has seen yet. The god has to exist. He just has to. And Phineas has to find him. There's just one problem: that god is Satan. Come along on a paradoxical, bizarre journey literally to Hell and back with possessed cell phones, accidental intimate photos, and a small man with a gross beard.

In this episode, Phineas confronts some demonic telephony issues and makes some headway on a quest even though he's not sure he wants to be on it. A secret society might be able to help him, but someone he meets there might also wreck his chances of making any headway.

In this episode, Phineas gets some help from an unexpected quarter. He also does a bit of traveling, some high, some low, but all weird.

In this episode, Phineas is unexpectedly met in a dark place by some people with peculiar motivations. It's not enough that the surroundings are bewildering and dangerous?

Phineas meets a new friend in this episode, but the confusion and bewilderment remain. In fact, he gets himself even deeper into trouble.

Phineas Sealby is a deity beat reporter at the Atlanta Record. Gods walk the Earth, but not just religious ones. There are also gods of things that people do religiously. Phineas' reporting style puts him in a bad spot with his publisher, who is also his girlfriend's dad. If he has any hope of keeping his job and the love of his life, he must contact and interview the Lord of Lies Satan.

Thor is tired of Loki's tricks. The God of Thunder has never paid attention to the doings of mortals, but in this modern age, the idea of "therapy" intrigues him. Maybe the mortals can help him make Loki see sense. Loki might be up to some underhanded dealings with gods of other religions, too. Thor drags Loki in to try "counseling." It might work out, as long as Loki isn't ... up to anything.