
It is the dawn of the 22nd century, and Earth is on the “Fabulous Side of the Galaxy.” Imagine the future. Not the flossy-glossy one that feels like riding a Tesla driven by a coked out Ayn Rand. No. Imagine instead... a future somewhere between a white cishet libertarian’s wet dream with sexbots and a nightmare Greta Thunberg had during a nap after eating expired tofu chimichangas. Can you picture that? No? Try this: Los Angeles has become a main hub of the Galactic Confederation – a relay outpost for extra terrestrial travelers coming from and going to the Norma and Scotus-Centaurus arms of the Milky Way, also known as ‘The Effed Up Side of the Galaxy.’ After his mom disappeared during a quantum terrorist attack when he was a boy, Gabe Chagas decided to follow in her footsteps and become a member of the LAX Security force, where he spends his time deporting aliens for a living. Gabe isn’t particularly fit. As a matter of fact, he’s a total wimp. What he lacks in courage, he also lacks in brains. But when Gabe receives a cryptic message directing him to a non-existent gate in LAX’s infamous Terminal 3 promising answers for his mother’s disappearance – and her presumed status as an undocumented time traveler – his own terrestrial residency falls under scrutiny. Welcome to Terminal 3. Your flight WILL be delayed.
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