BAD NANNY: a love story (The Bad Nanny Trilogy, Book #1 - NO CLIFF-HANGERS!) Holy sweet baby Jesus. I don't know anything about taking care of kids. I pierce nipples, navels, and noses for a living. I've never even held a baby before. Not once. Never changed a diaper or cleaned up a skinned knee. Hell, I don't even want kids. I'm more of a drifter, a once in a lifetime lover, and then I move on. Family? Commitment? Nuh uh, no way. Tough shit, though, because my brother and his kids need me. Desperately. I never thought to wonder if I might need them, too. That I might need her, this strange woman I met at a playground. Brooke Overland. She doesn't know I'm not a professional nanny, but what am I supposed to do now? She hired me; I took care of her sister's kids for her; I fucked her. My life is so screwed up.

GOOD BOYFRIEND: The Sequel to BAD NANNY \This is a long novella that follows the events after BAD NANNY. This is book 1.5 in the trilogy. This book should be read before reading the next in the series, GREAT HUSBAND\ "This bad nanny … makes a good boyfriend.” Help me Mother friggin' Mary. I don't know anything about having a real girlfriend. I'm just a body piercer from Vegas for f\*ck's sake—and honestly, kind of a slutty dude. I've never had a long-term girlfriend before. Not one that I liked as much as Brooke. Never felt my heart skip a beat or my belly light up with effing butterflies. Hell, I didn't even want a girlfriend. Now, I'm eight hundred miles away from home and living with an ex-virgin/stripper (on both accounts thanks to me). A relationship? Her two adopted kids? Yeah, this is my new life. But you know what … I think I've got this. I was a bad nanny, but I'm going to be a damn good boyfriend. \\\*GOOD BOYFRIEND is the sequel to BAD NANNY, a romantic comedy about a bad boy body piercer who meets a virgin stripper, their six inherited kids, and two hairless pets. It contains seriously steamy scenes between the two main characters, a lot of ridiculous humor, and a ton of heart.