Accompany I as he attempts rescuing his kidnapped wife Anorexia from the Steroid Cowboys. Forced to ‘talk’ using a tablet PC after his mouth is stolen, I travels the Ratlands, searching for Anorexia. He’s accompanied by Stalker and Nasty, both of whom have their own dubious reasons for coming along. At first, their rescue mission goes just mildly sour, then it becomes extremely unpleasant. Then, just when I thinks things can’t get any worse, he meets Girlzilla, the sixty-feet tall Amazon who’s interested in him for all the wrong reasons. One of them? Girlzilla wants him to murder someone for her father. And now also, there’s the additional puzzle of Anorexia’s true identity for I to unravel—is she even who she claims to be?