What can evil do for you today? Youth, magic, and a luxurious Manhattan apartment, Kalara has it all. She's a classic evoker—hurling fire, ice, and electricity is her specialty. As her father always said, the classics are important. Meet Whitcomb, a powerful necromancer who doesn't want anyone discovering he's selling the souls of the dead who go through his funeral home. He tries to teleport Kalara into the Hudson to keep her from snooping around. Kalara elicits the help of a devil who's bad at being bad, and together they attempt to use evil to achieve their goals...