A boy has his first orgasm wearing spandex and is propelled into an insatiable world. His instinct becomes confused. Should he chase girls? …or spandex? This “forbidden fruit” pulls his strings and he is soon at its mercy, acquiring and wearing it through any means possible. He starts hiding away and dancing by himself in a flurry of guilty pleasure. As his paranoia amounts to a world spying on him, his secret escapades become increasingly outlandish. He keeps telling himself, "This is the last time!" but his record skips. Meet Scott, a Lower East Side bartender reflecting on his days as a tech support rep, struggling musician, and real estate agent. Join him in a twisted tale as he interacts with a drunk and drugged-up New York City nightlife while piecing together a life fraught with the highest highs, the lowest lows, and the far reaches of narcissistic pleasure.