The King of Hameleen Was once so mean That he made life one bad dream He would stomp his feet and frown He would yell and throw down his crown With his desserts he would take careful aim And have his subjects ducking cupcakes, as fast as they came Until one day little Ned Took aim at the King's big, big head Ned landed a muffin on the King's crown Said, "Stop being grumpy, and settle down!"