Weight! He lost 17 lbs of it in fifteen days? Yes, he did—and you won’t believe how he did it. Meet Amazon best-selling author (and overweight yo-yo dieter) Andrew Mackay. Until recently he existed on fast food, processed meals, and gallons of soda. In between snacks, he made the mistake of checking his Body Mass Index... The Result? OBESE! (FFS!) Something inside this math-hating, science-shunning, exercise-averse author snapped – and it wasn’t his stomach sleeve (because he didn’t need one – yet!) Devastated by the news, Mackay cooked up a plan to lose weight. He wrote a diary for the first two weeks to motivate himself and record how he felt physically and mentally. He never intended to publish this strictly-personal account, but the benefits worked so well he decided to share them with you, including: • The correct way to lose weight – and why it works • The incorrect way to lose weight – and why it never works • How to start, what to do, and the pros/cons to watch out for. • “Layman” explanations for the math and science • Mackay’s astonishing FOOL YOURSELF method to smash any mental obstacles in your path to success No one said it was going to be easy. But… no one said it couldn’t be a thrilling, hilarious, and indispensable account of one man’s weight-loss triumph. Are you ready to start burning off the fat? You’ll devour this ground-breaking, five-star-rated ebook edition quicker than an all-you-can-eat buffet on the Vegas strip!__
Author
Some authors dare not cross the line. International Best-selling author Andrew Mackay makes it his starting point. A novelist, screenwriter and former teacher, Mackay is the creator of groundbreaking satire series ‘In Their Shoes’; the hilarious and often shocking journey of fictional newbie journalist Joy Attwood. The first two books in the series (The Teacher and The Actor) are best sellers in Amazon’s “satire” category (UK and US). Self-proclaimed "Antisocial Justice Warrior" Mackay is also founder of Chrome Valley Books - “The Home of Dangerous Fiction”. Never knowingly inoffensive, his works often contain a ruthless commentary on society, delving into the more darker and disturbing machinations of modern life - but always with a sense of humanity and wit. His influences include John Cleese, Tom Sharpe, Kurt Vonnegut, James Patterson, Hunter S Thompson, Douglas Adams, Imogen Edwards-Jones, Michael Frayn, Chris Morris, Jerry Sadowitz, Christopher Hitchins, Bill Maher, George Carlin, Milo Yiannopoulos and Larry Cohen. One of the UK's most dedicated provocateurs and contrarians, his obsessions include (and are essentially limited to) unhealthy amounts of: smoking, drugs, alcohol, caffeine, sex, arguing, fighting, vandalism, conjuring up hilarious and nasty situations for his characters and writing about himself in the third person. Get in touch! Andrew@chromevalleybooks.com Subscribe to Chrome Valley Books and get a free short story ‘One Size Fits All’, the prequel to ‘In Their Shoes’, at bit.ly/subcvb
