Would you eat a strange new food that was designed by an extraterrestrial? Phil Zimmerman is faced with this question and more when Jake Sombrero, an alien scientist walks into his office. There are many things about Jake that Phil finds to be unsettling: his uncanny resemblance to a famous fitness guru; his apparent lack of personal hygiene and nauseating stench; not to mention various other stomach-turning habits. Jake has come to genetically engineer a revolutionary new food source that will end world hunger on Earth. The question is, will anybody eat it?
